FAQ

• What the fuck is happening?

  The internet’s most beloved cat influencer—Noelle of @bap.kat—is writing a pack of Cards Against Humanity cards. She’ll bap the cards she likes, and then we’ll print them. We’re calling it “The Pussy Pack.”

• Why is a cat writing a pack of Cards Against Humanity cards?

  Why does a cat do anything?

• Why this particular cat?

  Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people, and Noelle is the most horrible person we know, despite being a cat. She baps where angels fear to bap.

• What does the Pussy Pack come with?

  So many things that it requires a bulleted list:

  • 30 all-new cards picked by Noelle!
  • An actual lock of Noelle’s actual hair!
  • A heart locket to put that hair in!
  • A fuzzy clutch that’s kind of Noelle-colored!
  • And an adorable Cards Against Humanity catnip toy that says “Playing with my pussy”!

  All for just $9.99, shipped.

• You’re literally going to send me cat hair?

  If Cards Against Humanity says we’re going to send you cat hair, prepare yourself for some fucking cat hair. We’ve got 40,000 dime bags ready to go.

• Why do I want Noelle’s hair?

  It's okay, you don’t have to be embarrassed.

• How the hell did you assemble 40,000 bags of cat hair from one cat?

  We’ll let Nick from @bap.kat explain.

• When will I get my Pussy Pack?

  Cats run on their own schedule, so let’s just say October to be safe. After Noelle picks the final card, we’ll rush the packs into production.

• Listen, I don’t know what a bap is. I don’t know who Noelle is or what these Tick Tocks are all about. I’m old, I’m tired, and all I want is new cards.

  It’s okay, old timer. Just buy the pack and give away the bullshit you don’t want. Death will come soon enough.

• Come on, is a cat really writing the pack?

  Has anyone ever really written anything?